So you think you can handle an athletic woman, huh?
If you really think you’re ready for the challenge, you may want to run through this list and if you can make it all the way through without dying, maybe you can try your luck with one of those ladies CrossFit badass 225 or girls squatting deeply as you can.
1. Her Strict Diet
She’ll be on a very strict diet that will not be shaken by his entreaties to go have a beer at Yard House … even if it’s just one.
Or maybe she is filling and eat a lot … probably enough to put his pants sissy stomach to shame.
2. No belly Comments… for your own safety.
If she is bulking put some muscle, you can not … I mean … can not tell you how his protruding belly appears to be longer than usual.
Unless you plan to sleep alone for a while.
The muscle does not come without a sacrifice that little tight waist. So give some space and soon it will change your routine to add more cardio to burn that extra flab.
3. Careful With The language!
Do not ever say “I think you look fine, but please do not get too manly.”
She could just drop kick to the jaw … the male foot.
If you do not care for muscle structure, fetching a runway model.
4. Sports Bras, 24/7.
Accept that she will probably wear a sports bra at any given point on a given day and perhaps to bed if she is particularly exhausted.
The sexy lace bra Victoria Secret delicate likely be kept in the drawer “do not disturb”.
5. No Whining When She’s stronger than you.
Do not get your panties in a bunch when you see she can run faster than you, a representative from you or even outside push-up you.
She’s still a woman and still are a man … see what I said to make you feel better … right?
6. If She Is Upset Or Moody, Back The Hell Off.
She is probably hungry and if your meaty finger gets too close you will probably lose it.
Best idea is to ask her if you can get her something to eat, or make her a protein shake.
7. She’s Gonna Sweat. A LOT.
Yes we have technologically-advanced fabrics that quickly and efficiently wick sweat away from the skin.
• sweating is a natural process even in the crotch…
• oh yes boys we sweat down there too…
• leave it alone,
• stop staring and
• if you point it out be prepared to deal with the aftermath…
again, I’ll go with she’s probably hungry.
8. It’s All About The Sneakers!
Along with her super cute racer-back sports bras, she will be taking a HUGE interest in sneakers.
And yes, sneakers in EVERY color known to man.
If you are a heel guy, you’ll have to either take up an interest in florescent footwear or fetch yourself a Victoria Secret magazine.
9. Bedtime Just Got Pushed Up Three Hours.
Expect that she will not want to stay out too late or she will happily go home without you.
This girl is dedicated to her routine and will go to great lengths to get that perfect Instagram shot of her newly formed biceps like actress Gal Gatdot showing off as she prepares for her new role as Wonderwoman in Zack Snyder’s “Batman vs. Superman” film.
10. Remember That She Is Doing This For Her.
Don’t give her a hard time and don’t expect that she will stop because you can’t drag your lazy ass to the gym with her (harsh… but true).
Appreciate her motivation and enthusiasm to be the best she can be. After all you are the one who gets to reap the benefits right?
Have you attempted to date an athletic girl??? How’d it go?!?