Trust us, we’ve been there.
Having a vagina has its advantages and disadvantages, but sometimes it feels like there’s more of the latter. If you are a woman, then you’re all too familiar with having to decide whether to wax or shave, or how much force is necessary thigh hovering over a public toilet. And that’s not even the worst of it! These are some of the struggles of all vajayjay owners have to deal with:
A month might be easy and light, but the next is like a red monsoon. There are also random spots and even getting into the painful cramps that coincides with Aunt Flo.
Getting a yeast infection is annoying and embarrassing, but it’s worse if you are prone to these and other bacterial infections.
He wonders if it is “nice”
All vaginas are different, but currently there are surgical procedures designed to improve the appearance of their female parts. Trust us: While yours is healthy, looks perfect as it is.
The Pubic Hair Dilemma
Are you supposed to have no hair, some hair, or a full bush? What do they want from us?!
Who hasn’t discouraged or even turned down oral sex because you forgot to shower before getting frisky? This may just be one of life’s biggest travesties.
So. Freaking. Painful.
No one is comfortable with the idea of a human coming out of what is normally a pretty tiny hole.
Sometimes it makes you wonder if indoor cycling classes are even worth it.
No explanation necessary.
Why oh why do men think it’s okay to skip foreplay?
Not as bad as farting, but still a total mood killer.
Squatting to Pee
Guys can just unzip and relieve themselves anywhere. Meanwhile, you’re stuck doing a chair pose hovering over the toilet seats in public restrooms.
Woe is the woman who doesn’t do a mirror check on that new pair of super-tight skinny jeans before wearing them out in public.