Your big O is pretty much the highlight of his night
You’re familiar with the game of fortune cookie, right? Where you say “in bed” after reading your fortune? Well, I once broke open a cookie to find this: “There is more time to devote to others.” … In bed.
Needless to say I was offended. Who made this cookie I think it was? And what do you know about the performance of my bedroom? I’m not a selfish lover! At least, I do not try to be. And I’m not alone: Most men are concerned about more than just our own grand final. We want you to get yours, too, and a new study even showed. Men really get off on women who cross the finish line.
Still do not believe me? Here are eight reasons why you love it when you orgasm:
We like to feel accomplished
Did you ever see a guy right after receiving a promotion at work? Or after his team fantasy football league wins? He stands a little higher up, inflates his chest a little more. We crave that sense of accomplishment in the bedroom, too. So even if your guy drooling on the pillow, if you just had an orgasm, you can bet you are dreaming dreams of a champion.
Big Os bring us closer
Orgasms flood our two brains with the hormone oxytocin binding. It makes you feel more connected, love-y, and just all around awesome. And hey, why do we experience this cocktail of feel good about ourselves?
We get a private show
Looking to lose control of our lights. When Curl your toes, biting her lip, arch your back … that’s some real stuff. And we are the only ones who get to see it.
Your voice sounds amazing at that volume
Usually, we only hear you raise your voice in two circumstances: You are really angry with us, or you are very happy with us. When you are on the precipice of orgasm, we assume that is in that second category.
We like to know that you are having as good a time as we are
There is Yelp for men (well, this app comes close) so the only opinions that we have to keep are your own enthusiasm. This means that we strive to provide an honest service every time. We know that you may still be enjoying yourself without an orgasm, but that does not make us any less committed to the task.
Your happiness is important to us
That’s part of why we like to give things. Orgasms like it, just turn out to be much cheaper (and more awesome) than flowers or jewelry.
You’re like a sexy chameleon
As it is heated and the blood begins to flow faster, the chest can turn a little pink. “Sex flush” is called, and it looks great on you.
Honestly, we’re just impressed
Reports from the field indicate that women can experience multiple orgasms. This is alien to men, which makes it even more epic to see.